Really Rich Italian Satanists

Christmas is now over.  Praise be to the Prophets!

My Birthday has passed I am now 26..

The birthday was rather fun in a “I’m too drunk to give a fuck about you silly queens” way. Several of my friends came down to the 5 Star and bought me booze. Lots of booze. So I was wasted for most of it. I recall that there were a lot of Mad Max references and toasts to being older but not as old as Steve. Towards the end of it the person who is having an affair with me arrived and we went over to his place. That exploded in a very interesting way. If you want the details please ask me. Despite popular rumor I do respect some peoples feelings and will not publicly slander these people.  Needless to say it was dramatically funny.

Christmas Eve was a dinner/breakfast with my parents. Then I came down to the 5 Star and watched an interesting set of circumstances unfold. First off there were these really cute guys at the bar. A little too cocky for my taste but my friend and manager Jay was interested (and dammit he deserved it, dare I say needs it) so he strikes up some small talk with them. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, without warning, Scotty the Bartender swoops down and totally cockblocks Jay! Scotty already has a boyfriend thing and gets more than enough sex. Scotty is a greedy bitch! Unfortunately Scotty was not the only interested party in these kids.

Backstory: Halloween 2008. There was a lot of Woodchuck Cider on tap and I was the most smashed I’ve even been without vomiting in my life. I was also in heat. The first person I fixated on were Spencer and his boyfriend, whom I only knew in passing. We ended up going back to their place and having a 3 some. I was so drunk I have no idea if it was good or not, either way they never spoke to me again except in passing.

Now back to the story.

Spenser and his posse comes in and immediately attaches themselves to the boys. From the look in their eyes they were fucked up on E. They were trying to molest and suck on the boys as much as they could. One of the boys was really not amused by this. It got to the point where the posse was trying to lure the boys with promises of drugs and illicit activities back to their apartment. The one boy wanted nothing to do with it. Finally Spenser got really pushy (or rather pully as he was trying to pull the boy out of the bar) and the kid yelled at him and threatened him with bodily harm. At this point it’s past Midnight so Merry Christmas! Jay was still cockblocked and Scotty was still a greedy bitch but Christmas justice was laid out against a bunch of 30 and 40 somethings fucked up on drugs!

New Years upcoming projects:

1. Resolution: I will no longer have an internal monologue period. I will speak my mind no matter what. It will either be the most amazing year ever or I will get shot!

2. AIP: Classified

3. Monday’s: Graveyard shift at the 5 Star (soon to be manned by Nathan) will be attempting a Goth/Industrial music night. This is not the first time we have made this attempt. The goths/rivetheads in this town are fickle and whine too much. However we feel that this year might be a good time to make the attempt again. We shall see.

4. Game Project: Classified

5. DJ Executive Orders: S9 clearance required for information on this project.

In Conclusion: This year sucked, maybe next year will suck less. On the plus side I am now the weekend door security for the 5 Star. Go me! December is coming to a close. Praise be to the Prophets!

English 102 is an infuriatingly simple class. As long as you aren’t young and dumb or a mentally slow 40 year old. Unfortunately the class consists of young and dumb people and mentally slow 40 year olds. So for the last 3 weeks of class we are covering grammar which we covered in English 101. The hippie feels that the class has not “evolved as writers”. Hence, we have to go through the process all over again.

The not getting any problem was taken care of after class this morning. One of my friends boyfriends invited me over and we messed around. I had a threesome with both of them a few months ago so I assume that the relationship is open. I’ve learned a long time ago to not ask questions about such arrangements. Ignorance is bliss in this instance.

I need to start getting my mail sent to the 5 Star. I am always here. I think I spend more hours a week at the 5 star than I do at home. Not counting sleep time. Sure I work here…2 or 3 days a week but still I am off tonight and where am I? Right now though it is pretty quiet in the bar, there are 3 other people here besides bartender Scott.

I’m going to cut this short as today has not yielded any other results than an annoying class and decent sexual exploits.

End of Line

5 Star Saloon, Reno NV

Samuel Writer  and Leathermime

Scott Bartender and Degenerate.

An Old Man, a Heterosexual and other Queens and Twinks.

Intro:

Tonight starts the opening of this blog. A reflection of my thoughts on daily events and longer term projects.  This was presented to me as an early Birthday gift by Arthur (who will kill you if I say he should kill you). For this I am grateful and shall do my best to repay with some kind of strange favor that only I can provide.

Daily Events:

Up until about 7am this morning I was trying to get my desktop computer (Leviathan) to work again. Picked up a strange worm virus thing that shut down my computer 60 seconds after loading. Let me tell you this was a pain in the ass. Say what you like about Windows Vista at least my laptop (The Architect)  doesn’t pick up strange little things every instance of a Window’s upgrade. XP seems to pick up a new problem with each upgrade. You would think that it was resistant to such things but no…not so much. I get Windows 7 for the Architect soon thinking i might work some voodoo and get it on Leviathan as well.

I got what little sleep I could until I had to wake up to do an inane assignment for English 102 on Hamlet before class at 5:30pm. I banged it together like a 3 man sandwich and proceeded to class. The lesson was him reviewing sentence structure. I had this teacher in English 102 and due to the cruel hand of Fate ended up as the teacher for the 102 class. This review was the exact same lesson as he taught in 101. It wasn’t enlightening then and it didn’t do anything amazing for an encore. I realize my sentence structure in this blog is not perfect but I am ranting, therefore I will write however I damn well please.

After class Dan, Rachel (Dan’s girl) and TNT wanted to go do Karaoke. The El Cortez has amazing karaoke, this is the bar’s only saving grace. There are strange old homeless looking guys hanging around at all times, the place smells constantly of vomit and the place charges 2 dollars for soda (with no refills). I did my few songs that I enjoy doing ( A Cher song sounding like an angry punk-rocker, my dirty rendition of  ‘Part of Your World’ from the Little Mermaid and ‘Sweet Transvestite’) when Tim and his annoying girlfriend (She Who Will Not be Named) I decided I could not take anymore of them looking conjoined at the hips  and proceeded to leave with haste to the 5 Star.

5 Star is full of the kind of queens that I wish to hit with a 2X4 and scream obscenities to until they go back to the Castro St Hell whence they came.  Fortunately I have my laptop and can ignore my surroundings.  Pretty soon I think I am going to head home and ignore people in the privacy in my own home.

Long Term Projects:

I have Steve Elegant (best Muppet musician since Dr.Teeth.) currently working on the beat lines for the “Give me the Gun” track for the “Niggers from Mars” sound project. Once completed i can start adding the ‘Devil’s Rejects’ quotes into it and it will be ready for the website premiere ( which was supposed to be January…of last year…)

There was a date type thing last Saturday with a guy named Brandon, I call it a date although it was really just meeting for coffee. I like him, he is very intelligent and well spoken. I have no idea if I have any romantic interest or not. I usually can’t tell right away and usually if I feel a “spark” on the first meeting it just means that I haven’t gotten any in awhile and I need someone for the moment. So tentatively we have plans to meet up again  on the 21st. I will perhaps have more to say on the subject then.

Final Curtain:

I will be working on this blog to have more than just the main page and the Achtung! page. Please stay tuned for further instructions.

Antonio say’s I should kill you

He says you’ve seen too much

But I’m not going to

I’ll make you a deal.

You start running now

And I’ll pretend you got away.