Really Rich Italian Satanists

First off a Project Update:

Classified Items: Progress is currently Classified. Level 9-A and/or 9-B clearance is required to access these Progress Reports.

Niggers from Mars and all other music projects: Currently Steve Elegant and his computer are out of commission, due to video card issues so all projects are currently on hold until the filthy Muppet can get his shit together (ETA: 2525)

5 Star Projects: Currently progressing well. Should be up to modern time by mid-January.

Now for something completely different….

Currently I have been approached again by Cole. By accident mainly. He was in the 5 Star last night with a friend as I was working. We exchanged contact info again and started texting each other.  Then he came back to the bar a bit later and gave me my first kiss of the new year. Now lets set the wayback machine to about a year ago. Cole and I had started dating until I noticed that he stated on his myspace that he was dating another. I confronted him and he got angry and we parted ways, in a less than amicable way. Now again he returns with interest in dating. I will admit that the interest is there, however there is a lot of trust issues to repair. I will give him a chance but I am wary of anything that seems out of place. He states that he wasn’t dating and that it was a defense mechanism. I am not sure if I believe that but am willing to put it on the shelf. The 21 year old from Denmark may indeed redeem himself, especially with his willingness to keep things casual for now.

That puts the other 2 I have any interest in not necessarily on the chopping block. Ryan perhaps is the most likely to get cut down to just a social interaction, mainly due to the fact that he lives in Sacramento and I have no interest in living their again. Brandon is pretty much just a lunch date and fun social interaction at this point. Despite these two points however, I am not quite ready to say that they are set in stone as “just friends”, the world is a constant stream of possibility and I will not discount anything just because it seems improbable.

and now…..

New Years at 5 Star was crazy and successful. Much money was made and business was good. I am still drained from all of it though and defiantly have appreciated the slowness of last night. Security-wise we had little trouble this year despite the large numbers of people which I think is a good reflection on our clientele and their ability to behave themselves. It is unfortunate that the El Cortez cannot say the same….

Speaking of which…

I am done with the El Cortez. They completely have alienated the Karaoke crowd that comes down to sing and treats us like shit. So fuck them. I will not give them a positive recommendation to anyone again, in fact I will ensure that people who value my opinion avoid that shithole like the plague.  Tim if you are reading this I am sorry but I know you are in general agreement with me anyways so I hope this is not too big of a smack in the face.

So Happy New Year to all my social degenerates and madpeople. Let’s make this year the best/worst in history.

Imperialism NOW!

5 Star Saloon, Reno NV

Samuel Writer  and Leathermime

Scott Bartender and Degenerate.

An Old Man, a Heterosexual and other Queens and Twinks.

Intro:

Tonight starts the opening of this blog. A reflection of my thoughts on daily events and longer term projects.  This was presented to me as an early Birthday gift by Arthur (who will kill you if I say he should kill you). For this I am grateful and shall do my best to repay with some kind of strange favor that only I can provide.

Daily Events:

Up until about 7am this morning I was trying to get my desktop computer (Leviathan) to work again. Picked up a strange worm virus thing that shut down my computer 60 seconds after loading. Let me tell you this was a pain in the ass. Say what you like about Windows Vista at least my laptop (The Architect)  doesn’t pick up strange little things every instance of a Window’s upgrade. XP seems to pick up a new problem with each upgrade. You would think that it was resistant to such things but no…not so much. I get Windows 7 for the Architect soon thinking i might work some voodoo and get it on Leviathan as well.

I got what little sleep I could until I had to wake up to do an inane assignment for English 102 on Hamlet before class at 5:30pm. I banged it together like a 3 man sandwich and proceeded to class. The lesson was him reviewing sentence structure. I had this teacher in English 102 and due to the cruel hand of Fate ended up as the teacher for the 102 class. This review was the exact same lesson as he taught in 101. It wasn’t enlightening then and it didn’t do anything amazing for an encore. I realize my sentence structure in this blog is not perfect but I am ranting, therefore I will write however I damn well please.

After class Dan, Rachel (Dan’s girl) and TNT wanted to go do Karaoke. The El Cortez has amazing karaoke, this is the bar’s only saving grace. There are strange old homeless looking guys hanging around at all times, the place smells constantly of vomit and the place charges 2 dollars for soda (with no refills). I did my few songs that I enjoy doing ( A Cher song sounding like an angry punk-rocker, my dirty rendition of  ‘Part of Your World’ from the Little Mermaid and ‘Sweet Transvestite’) when Tim and his annoying girlfriend (She Who Will Not be Named) I decided I could not take anymore of them looking conjoined at the hips  and proceeded to leave with haste to the 5 Star.

5 Star is full of the kind of queens that I wish to hit with a 2X4 and scream obscenities to until they go back to the Castro St Hell whence they came.  Fortunately I have my laptop and can ignore my surroundings.  Pretty soon I think I am going to head home and ignore people in the privacy in my own home.

Long Term Projects:

I have Steve Elegant (best Muppet musician since Dr.Teeth.) currently working on the beat lines for the “Give me the Gun” track for the “Niggers from Mars” sound project. Once completed i can start adding the ‘Devil’s Rejects’ quotes into it and it will be ready for the website premiere ( which was supposed to be January…of last year…)

There was a date type thing last Saturday with a guy named Brandon, I call it a date although it was really just meeting for coffee. I like him, he is very intelligent and well spoken. I have no idea if I have any romantic interest or not. I usually can’t tell right away and usually if I feel a “spark” on the first meeting it just means that I haven’t gotten any in awhile and I need someone for the moment. So tentatively we have plans to meet up again  on the 21st. I will perhaps have more to say on the subject then.

Final Curtain:

I will be working on this blog to have more than just the main page and the Achtung! page. Please stay tuned for further instructions.

Antonio say’s I should kill you

He says you’ve seen too much

But I’m not going to

I’ll make you a deal.

You start running now

And I’ll pretend you got away.