Really Rich Italian Satanists

First off a Project Update:

Classified Items: Progress is currently Classified. Level 9-A and/or 9-B clearance is required to access these Progress Reports.

Niggers from Mars and all other music projects: Currently Steve Elegant and his computer are out of commission, due to video card issues so all projects are currently on hold until the filthy Muppet can get his shit together (ETA: 2525)

5 Star Projects: Currently progressing well. Should be up to modern time by mid-January.

Now for something completely different….

Currently I have been approached again by Cole. By accident mainly. He was in the 5 Star last night with a friend as I was working. We exchanged contact info again and started texting each other.  Then he came back to the bar a bit later and gave me my first kiss of the new year. Now lets set the wayback machine to about a year ago. Cole and I had started dating until I noticed that he stated on his myspace that he was dating another. I confronted him and he got angry and we parted ways, in a less than amicable way. Now again he returns with interest in dating. I will admit that the interest is there, however there is a lot of trust issues to repair. I will give him a chance but I am wary of anything that seems out of place. He states that he wasn’t dating and that it was a defense mechanism. I am not sure if I believe that but am willing to put it on the shelf. The 21 year old from Denmark may indeed redeem himself, especially with his willingness to keep things casual for now.

That puts the other 2 I have any interest in not necessarily on the chopping block. Ryan perhaps is the most likely to get cut down to just a social interaction, mainly due to the fact that he lives in Sacramento and I have no interest in living their again. Brandon is pretty much just a lunch date and fun social interaction at this point. Despite these two points however, I am not quite ready to say that they are set in stone as “just friends”, the world is a constant stream of possibility and I will not discount anything just because it seems improbable.

and now…..

New Years at 5 Star was crazy and successful. Much money was made and business was good. I am still drained from all of it though and defiantly have appreciated the slowness of last night. Security-wise we had little trouble this year despite the large numbers of people which I think is a good reflection on our clientele and their ability to behave themselves. It is unfortunate that the El Cortez cannot say the same….

Speaking of which…

I am done with the El Cortez. They completely have alienated the Karaoke crowd that comes down to sing and treats us like shit. So fuck them. I will not give them a positive recommendation to anyone again, in fact I will ensure that people who value my opinion avoid that shithole like the plague.  Tim if you are reading this I am sorry but I know you are in general agreement with me anyways so I hope this is not too big of a smack in the face.

So Happy New Year to all my social degenerates and madpeople. Let’s make this year the best/worst in history.

Imperialism NOW!

Christmas is now over.  Praise be to the Prophets!

My Birthday has passed I am now 26..

The birthday was rather fun in a “I’m too drunk to give a fuck about you silly queens” way. Several of my friends came down to the 5 Star and bought me booze. Lots of booze. So I was wasted for most of it. I recall that there were a lot of Mad Max references and toasts to being older but not as old as Steve. Towards the end of it the person who is having an affair with me arrived and we went over to his place. That exploded in a very interesting way. If you want the details please ask me. Despite popular rumor I do respect some peoples feelings and will not publicly slander these people.  Needless to say it was dramatically funny.

Christmas Eve was a dinner/breakfast with my parents. Then I came down to the 5 Star and watched an interesting set of circumstances unfold. First off there were these really cute guys at the bar. A little too cocky for my taste but my friend and manager Jay was interested (and dammit he deserved it, dare I say needs it) so he strikes up some small talk with them. Then, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, without warning, Scotty the Bartender swoops down and totally cockblocks Jay! Scotty already has a boyfriend thing and gets more than enough sex. Scotty is a greedy bitch! Unfortunately Scotty was not the only interested party in these kids.

Backstory: Halloween 2008. There was a lot of Woodchuck Cider on tap and I was the most smashed I’ve even been without vomiting in my life. I was also in heat. The first person I fixated on were Spencer and his boyfriend, whom I only knew in passing. We ended up going back to their place and having a 3 some. I was so drunk I have no idea if it was good or not, either way they never spoke to me again except in passing.

Now back to the story.

Spenser and his posse comes in and immediately attaches themselves to the boys. From the look in their eyes they were fucked up on E. They were trying to molest and suck on the boys as much as they could. One of the boys was really not amused by this. It got to the point where the posse was trying to lure the boys with promises of drugs and illicit activities back to their apartment. The one boy wanted nothing to do with it. Finally Spenser got really pushy (or rather pully as he was trying to pull the boy out of the bar) and the kid yelled at him and threatened him with bodily harm. At this point it’s past Midnight so Merry Christmas! Jay was still cockblocked and Scotty was still a greedy bitch but Christmas justice was laid out against a bunch of 30 and 40 somethings fucked up on drugs!

New Years upcoming projects:

1. Resolution: I will no longer have an internal monologue period. I will speak my mind no matter what. It will either be the most amazing year ever or I will get shot!

2. AIP: Classified

3. Monday’s: Graveyard shift at the 5 Star (soon to be manned by Nathan) will be attempting a Goth/Industrial music night. This is not the first time we have made this attempt. The goths/rivetheads in this town are fickle and whine too much. However we feel that this year might be a good time to make the attempt again. We shall see.

4. Game Project: Classified

5. DJ Executive Orders: S9 clearance required for information on this project.

In Conclusion: This year sucked, maybe next year will suck less. On the plus side I am now the weekend door security for the 5 Star. Go me! December is coming to a close. Praise be to the Prophets!

As winter approaches the desire to have a warm body next to you becomes a whole lot stronger. Right now I am not sure if it’s really a lover I am seeking more than just a full sized electric blanket that you can hold and cuddle. There are currently not many options I have for either right now honestly. They are either in Sacramento or quite busy or already have someone and are just enjoying the excitement of cheating on their lover with me. As for the blanket, they cost money I do not have. So currently I am left with the cold room and no body or body substitute for me to leech against.

I have been busy quite a bit lately. I stated this entry 3 days ago and just not got back to it. I am now the tech-admin for the 5 Star. I will be handling all the web based 5 Star stuff ( web-site, myspace, facebook, gay.com, and now youtube). We will be setting up a webcam to catch all the people dancing and enjoying themselves and placing them on the 5 Star Youtube channel. Shannon and I went out shopping for the webcam but did not find one yet that suits our needs. We are now currently shopping online for an appropriate one.

My December insomnia has begun to kick in, I have gotten maybe 13 hours of sleep this whole week. I am a bit frazzled and really don’t want to deal with much right now. Soon my December Apathy will kick in followed by my December Death-wish, if protocol is being obeyed.  My birthday is coming up on the 22nd. I will be 26 this year, and honestly I am very indifferent to the idea.

Got Karaoke in an hour so I will end it here and prepare for the scariness of the El Cortez.

You’re sleepy now.

Well this past weekend did not go exactly as I thought it would, for multiple reasons. First off, on the 3 LARP games this weekend there was a change of power structure in all 3 games. In Vampire the prince ran off (go Le Teur) leaving the seat vacant, in which a Nosferatu Ordo Dracul  named Ernie took the position. In Mage the Hierarch stepped down and returned back to England, leaving Mai, a spirit mage played by Dan took the position by democratic process. In Changeling, the Autumn court changed representatives in the absence of the Autumn King through a travesty of democracy. It in unprecedented for all 3 venues to have a shift in power in the same weekend so yay for a first.

My lunch date with Brandon was canceled due to Brandon not feeling well. I choose to take this excuse at face value since we are in the “go out and talk and get to know you” phase of things. I don’t think someone would try to make excuses this early on if it was a simple matter of not wanting to spend any time with me. One would just say at this point “You know I don’t see this going anywhere so let’s just save the time and money.” At least that is how I think, which doesn’t mean it’s necessarily true.  He could be trying to dodge me but I don’t get that particular vibe.

Currently DJing at the 5 star and it is dead…maybe 4 people total in the bar. I hope it will pick up, I could use the cash and Jay could use the business. Despite this lack of business I feel my week long funk lifting and starting to feel a bit of normal again. There is a couple of things that are currently not fixable due to circumstance. Mainly it is just one thing.

I really miss Arthur.

No matter what was going on in either of our lives we managed to put it in the back of our minds with a combination of travel, irresponsible behavior, and silly hats. We were a team devoted to the spread of depravity and witty banter. We functioned on a thought pattern that those lesser folk we hung out with could not even begin to comprehend. We try to make due with what we have ( conversations over phone and internet) but it is not quite the same. It is like the other half of my brain is on the other side of the country and I can’t access the thoughts I need to function.

So Arthur I say to you…

You go get ‘em, Sheriff! Go get your ghost! Them ghosts is gonna crawl right up in your h-e-e-e-ead! You found yourself into something you ain’t never getting out of! We’ll get ya! We’ll… get ya! We’ll get ya! You’re dead, Sheriff! You’re dead! I’ll see you in fucking hell! HAHAHAHA!

I miss you.

English 102 is an infuriatingly simple class. As long as you aren’t young and dumb or a mentally slow 40 year old. Unfortunately the class consists of young and dumb people and mentally slow 40 year olds. So for the last 3 weeks of class we are covering grammar which we covered in English 101. The hippie feels that the class has not “evolved as writers”. Hence, we have to go through the process all over again.

The not getting any problem was taken care of after class this morning. One of my friends boyfriends invited me over and we messed around. I had a threesome with both of them a few months ago so I assume that the relationship is open. I’ve learned a long time ago to not ask questions about such arrangements. Ignorance is bliss in this instance.

I need to start getting my mail sent to the 5 Star. I am always here. I think I spend more hours a week at the 5 star than I do at home. Not counting sleep time. Sure I work here…2 or 3 days a week but still I am off tonight and where am I? Right now though it is pretty quiet in the bar, there are 3 other people here besides bartender Scott.

I’m going to cut this short as today has not yielded any other results than an annoying class and decent sexual exploits.

End of Line

Today just plain sucked. Especially just now. At the 5 star after my shift and now a large group of drunken loud obnoxious people just came in yelling, screaming and generally making a nuisance of themselves. Rewinding to more suck now. Currently the Monday DJ shifts are dead. Justin who did weekend dayshift bar-tending  has taken Jay’s shift and so far his type of crowd has not found their way to come in yet. So tips are currently very very low. On top of it the person who was in the bar my entire shift was an old cantankerous fuck names Larry who has nothing better to do than bitch about my music and complain that he can’t play his shitty old thyme music on the Jukebox. I have determined that fate has kept the dinosaur alive just to spite me. He is the kind of person that when you hear the rumor of the new medical bill forcing euthanasia you say “please?” .

I am in a general funk anyway. Three weeks left of class and I really want it to be over now.  I haven’t gotten any in a few weeks now.  Ok I did about a week ago with my ex Patrick but it wasn’t anything spectacular enough to satiate me for any amount of time. Put all that with the fact that I just don’t feel like interacting with anyone at the moment in any kind of conversation or social group and you got a pretty shitty mood.

It makes me wish I had a boyfriend I didn’t really like so I could take all my frustration out on breaking his pathetic little heart. Only reason to miss Mark. He made a great emotional punching bag. Oh well he is being punched by someone else now so I can take satisfaction in the fact that he has learned nothing from the 2 years we were together. Pathetic…almost too pathetic to hate….almost.

Sometimes I feel like I need a real job to keep me occupied instead of this DJ for tips gig. It’s not the lack of money because honestly I don’t require that much at the moment. It’s more I have time on my hands and my idle hands are most defiantly influenced by a devil or two.

It looks like the drunk bitched are dying down, hopefully they will leave so I can get some peace and quiet before I head off to my bed and pass out.

Euthanize today!

Euthanize often!

Euthanize for out future!

SCIENCE!

Ok kids, for those of you who don’t know this about me, I do not watch very much television. I find most shows that are currently on TV to be mindless bullshit. That being said, the Venture Brothers is an amazing show and the 4th season is win. On the surface it appears to be a simple parody of the Johnny Quest show, but there is a lot of depth in this animation and a lot of conspiracy inside. Today I would like to cover a few possibilities that the show has hinted at.

*SPOILER WARNING*

1. This is one of the more easy to believe theories. Dr. Venture SR. was a member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

This is now even more easy to believe with the fact that Col Venture was the founder of the Guild and that Dean is the true heir to the Guild. Also what kind of protagonist deals in Arachnid Research, building an underground bunker with their own nuclear facilities and an angry super-computer (M.U.T.H.E.R) and uses their own son as bait? The man helped draft laws in the guild! He has to be!

2. O.S.I. and the Guild are the same entity.

OK this one may be a bit hard to swallow initially but lets look at some interesting facts. The fact that there are organizations in the first place to handle super-scientist protection and super-villain placement is completely absurd. There is no reason that these departments should exist. Many characters on the show have stated that the games played between protagonist/antagonist are nonsensical. Finally the fact that S.P.H.I.N.X exists and that Brock would join makes it possible that this organization knows what is actually going on in the background between O.S.I and the Guild and is trying to put a stop to it.

and finally…

The most absurd of the bunch

3. Peter White is a minor guild operative.

David Bowie (Sovereign) gave a panda to Mr. Brisby as part of a bet. The bet was on a Quizboy show. Pete White hosted that show, where he cheated to make Billy win, but was found out. It is possible that White cheated on behalf of Bowie so he could win the bet. Hence White would be a minor guild operative.

Daily Stuff: Was working at 5 Star today. It was a fairly decent crowd although the tips were not good. In general though there were not any people that I outright wanted out of the bar tonight fortunately. Steve Elegant is currently working on the musical work I requested plus some extras which I hope to have out soon for your listening  displeasure.  Also Lady Gaga grows on you and then wears on you. I am ready to find her myself and take her out. Even if she retired from her pop music hell it wouldn’t matter because…

No one retires from the Phantom Limb’s shit list!

Well Leviathan is dead…or at least on life support. Looks like I am going to have to wipe the entire thing and start fresh on it. Stupid virus has made it that I can’t even access my stuff in safe mode to remove it now. Fortunately there isn’t anything on their that is irreplaceable. I can get all my stuff back it’s just going to take awhile. I can’t find the XP disk for it now but I am going to search in the morning for it and just do what I should have done in the first place (When I had access to my files).

1 day later….

Still cannot find the XP disk. It might be in the storage unit, however that is a pain to search through. My dad wants to put a Linux OS onto Leviathan. I am not exactly sure how I feel about it. In theory I support Linux since it is not Microsoft, however I have never really worked with Linux before and not sure how I feel about it being on my Leviathan. Without the XP disc though I don’t see what other options I have.

Geek Moment: Was reading through the Mage: The Awakening book to make a new character for the LARP. Time Sphere is crazy stupid busted with what you can do with it.  Especially if you have it high enough.

4:53pm: Now at the bar, getting ready for my shift. The new bartender Josh is working, I am really not sure what to make of Josh since he really doesn’t speak much.  It is almost frustrating how little he interacts behind the bar. Maybe he will grow into it, we’ll see.

Will be speaking with Steve Elegant in a few hours regarding music projects and various other things.

Something Something…complete.

5 Star Saloon, Reno NV

Samuel Writer  and Leathermime

Scott Bartender and Degenerate.

An Old Man, a Heterosexual and other Queens and Twinks.

Intro:

Tonight starts the opening of this blog. A reflection of my thoughts on daily events and longer term projects.  This was presented to me as an early Birthday gift by Arthur (who will kill you if I say he should kill you). For this I am grateful and shall do my best to repay with some kind of strange favor that only I can provide.

Daily Events:

Up until about 7am this morning I was trying to get my desktop computer (Leviathan) to work again. Picked up a strange worm virus thing that shut down my computer 60 seconds after loading. Let me tell you this was a pain in the ass. Say what you like about Windows Vista at least my laptop (The Architect)  doesn’t pick up strange little things every instance of a Window’s upgrade. XP seems to pick up a new problem with each upgrade. You would think that it was resistant to such things but no…not so much. I get Windows 7 for the Architect soon thinking i might work some voodoo and get it on Leviathan as well.

I got what little sleep I could until I had to wake up to do an inane assignment for English 102 on Hamlet before class at 5:30pm. I banged it together like a 3 man sandwich and proceeded to class. The lesson was him reviewing sentence structure. I had this teacher in English 102 and due to the cruel hand of Fate ended up as the teacher for the 102 class. This review was the exact same lesson as he taught in 101. It wasn’t enlightening then and it didn’t do anything amazing for an encore. I realize my sentence structure in this blog is not perfect but I am ranting, therefore I will write however I damn well please.

After class Dan, Rachel (Dan’s girl) and TNT wanted to go do Karaoke. The El Cortez has amazing karaoke, this is the bar’s only saving grace. There are strange old homeless looking guys hanging around at all times, the place smells constantly of vomit and the place charges 2 dollars for soda (with no refills). I did my few songs that I enjoy doing ( A Cher song sounding like an angry punk-rocker, my dirty rendition of  ‘Part of Your World’ from the Little Mermaid and ‘Sweet Transvestite’) when Tim and his annoying girlfriend (She Who Will Not be Named) I decided I could not take anymore of them looking conjoined at the hips  and proceeded to leave with haste to the 5 Star.

5 Star is full of the kind of queens that I wish to hit with a 2X4 and scream obscenities to until they go back to the Castro St Hell whence they came.  Fortunately I have my laptop and can ignore my surroundings.  Pretty soon I think I am going to head home and ignore people in the privacy in my own home.

Long Term Projects:

I have Steve Elegant (best Muppet musician since Dr.Teeth.) currently working on the beat lines for the “Give me the Gun” track for the “Niggers from Mars” sound project. Once completed i can start adding the ‘Devil’s Rejects’ quotes into it and it will be ready for the website premiere ( which was supposed to be January…of last year…)

There was a date type thing last Saturday with a guy named Brandon, I call it a date although it was really just meeting for coffee. I like him, he is very intelligent and well spoken. I have no idea if I have any romantic interest or not. I usually can’t tell right away and usually if I feel a “spark” on the first meeting it just means that I haven’t gotten any in awhile and I need someone for the moment. So tentatively we have plans to meet up again  on the 21st. I will perhaps have more to say on the subject then.

Final Curtain:

I will be working on this blog to have more than just the main page and the Achtung! page. Please stay tuned for further instructions.

Antonio say’s I should kill you

He says you’ve seen too much

But I’m not going to

I’ll make you a deal.

You start running now

And I’ll pretend you got away.