There is only one great formula: Peaches > Gaga
Ok I am officially completely ready to go out and find Lady Gaga and bludgeon her to death with the Peaches discography while screaming “YOU HAVE NO TALENT!”
There was a point when I had accepted her as just an entity in the world of Popmusicland that like so many in that desolate plane I have no desire to listen to and wouldn’t give it a second thought if her music was playing or not. Hell Britney, Rihanna, Janet Jackson, most of the Black Eyed Peas and many many others have been on this list for years. Gaga is a fairly recent addition to the roster and when I explain to people I don’t care for these “artists” and for pop music in general they are a bit shocked but they understand…
Not so with Gaga, her fans are rabid ferrets in heat (like her) and refuse to accept the fact that somebody, especially a fellow homosexual, does not care for the current Pop Dictator and would rather listen to his industrial or in fact anything else besides. If there isn’t Gaga playing on the jukebox or being played 6 hours non stop by the DJ they get antsy and start to complain about the general lack of empty music calories in their lives. Of course the people I am referring to are peppy girls and fags, 2 of my least favorite groups in existence. The more this Gaga-fascist music theory goes on the more I think it’s time for actual fascism with lining these people up in the streets and shooting them for their lack of taste.
I have heard legend of the 80’s when gays had taste in music and they would go out of there way to find the obscure underground of music and worship it as their New Wave god. What happened? Was it the fact that gays are more in the public eye? Is it the fault of Will and Grace? What?!?
An example of how bad it grates on me: The other day a group of Gaga freaks comes into the bar and starts the non-stop Gaga on the Jukebox. I have cash on me for a Jukebox interrupt so I put it in and try to decide what I want to really hear and what will piss them off to no end. I choose Eminem. Now I don’t care much for Eminem as I don’t understand that genre of music that much but dammit it was what was called for as I sat in bliss thinking of the scrawny white rapper beating the shit out of this freaky little bitch.
In finale: Lady Gaga is a copy of artist far greater than she will ever be, namely David Bowie and Peaches. She has used connections and a fake bondage image to rocket herself to the top of the hearts and minds of faggots, drunk bitches and tonedeaf popites who like way to much reverb.
To Gaga and her fans: Fuck off and develop some appreciation for actual music. If you can’t do that please die in a fire.
